Monday Morning Left Tackle-Wide Out- ZXY79 Receiver

I love Peter King....
I'm not sure why I feel compelled to mock his column name, since the man is basically who we all hope to be, minus the coffee addiction, annoying travel notes that no one cares about and ape-like looks. This is my plea to King and other major media moguls to pick up the Michael Vick story and run with it.

Up in smoke...
Suspended Bengals WR Chris Henry fails drug test. Duh. Look for Goddell to find a way to get him out of the League soon.
Update: Now there are conflicting reports. Maybe Henry didn't fail the test, but maybe he did. What fun we're having today!

Speaking of jail...
And the Bengals, AJ Nicholson was arrested again. Does this surprise anyone? Can the NFL actually hire a scouting staff for the Bengals? Can I apply? I wonder what NFL Security thinks of Sincinnati?
Update: Nicholson's girlfriend is now saying that she "hit herself in the eye with a telephone". Yeah... right.... that happens ALL the time. Thankfully the judge wasn't born yesterday and set a pre-trial conference.
It's Miller Time...
No, not me. Justin Miller allegedly punched a woman in the eye over the weekend. In good news, at least he didn't throw $81,000 in the air and then slam her head repeatedly to the strip club stage. It's amazing how that act can make almost anything seem okay.

Shameless Plugs...
My semi-pro football team, the Joplin Crusaders, finished the season 13-0 and Champions of the Central Football League.

In other "me" news, New Era Scouting will be launching their pro scouting side of things June 1st.

New Falcons Fight Song...
Fans at the Quarterback Skills Challenge this weekend showered Falcons QB Michael Vick with renditions of "Who Let the Dogs Out". I can't wait for this one to be picked up by opposing teams.